things other people saw fit to publish
, published back in 2001 at the now defunct hissyfit.com.
Essay on the women of
at the now defunct Pop Vultures
I have occasionally dreamed of having my own
, and solicited questions from friends and strangers. Here are some of the results:
Help! My cat is crazy!
Help! Our sex lasts too long and I'm sore all the time!
How long should I wait to take a chair from the recently departed?
Am I straight or gay? What do these fantasies mean?
How do you get over a blow to your ego?
Advice: The Hair Edition
What color should I paint my bathroom?
My job isn't fulfilling, but it's easy. What should I do?
Now and then I've written up
Stuffed Winter Squash
Extremely Simple Stir Fry